suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

thehouseofhippies:

I was watching this for like 10 mins straight.
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tastefullyoffensive:

[mrlovenstein]

urgentcum:

today i saw a person interacting with another person and i was like how do you do it?

goosestopit:

going back to school more likeimage

lubricates:

at least 2014 didnt start out with someone sucking on a tampon

Nope. But they fucked a hot pocket